睡覺大作戰 Bedtime Battles

讓小胖丫頭睡覺，有時候真是場硬仗，她精力旺盛的時候，大人們就慘啦 - 明明睡覺時間已經到了，她卻興致勃勃的對著你傻笑，要你陪她玩。

她又還是個有理向她説不清的傢伙，急死了旁人，她也是傻乎乎、笑眯眯的。

戰勝小胖丫頭不容易，所以要拍照紀念一下。

Sometimes we truly have to fight to get Hannah to sleep. The little imp would smile innocently and look at you with such interest and delight, as if to say: "Time to play? You want to play with me?"

Ah, bedtime battles are no cake walks - and victories must be documented with pictures.

我投降了，吵嗎媽的是小豬。

I surrender by sleeping like a little piggy.

難以相信我怎麽又輸了。

I can't believe I lost again.

這次是怎麽輸的？

How did I lose the battle this time?

無條件投降。

Total surrender.

天啊，又來了，餵奶來哄我睡覺。

Here we go again, I can't believe it's another bedtime bottle. 

我會用我的奶嘴寶劍戰勝周公的！瞌睡蟲不要靠近！

I shall fight off sleep with my paci sword.