斬桃花 Manners

爸爸媽媽不用擔心我桃花多啦，其實我的喫相還挺斬桃花的。

I get rid of unwanted suitors with my exquisite table manners (and the wanted ones for that matter) .

我討厭任何餐具，那些東西玩玩可以，真正拿來吃飯哪有我的雙手好用。姑娘我餓了，哪還有時間慢慢磨噌假斯文？

媽媽爲了凸顯湯匙的好處，特地給我一些半稠半稀的優酪乳，想說這樣我用手拿不起，用喝的又不像水一樣會馬上流到我嘴裏，這下我總會乖乖用湯匙了吧？

可是，道高一尺魔高一丈，我用手去掏掏掏，不行就把碗倒扣在臉上，仰頭讓優格流下來再用舔的，最後索性學小狗把頭栽到碗裏舔。哇哈哈哈，當一個人完全不顧形象的時候，是沒有什麽事情難得了她的。

好了，我的滿天桃花應該也謝光了.

In order to demonstrate the advantages of using a spoon, Mommy gave me some yogurt (too thick to drink but too thin to pick up with my hands).

But she way under estimated what I am capable of when I have absolutely no regards for my image.

Enjoy!