不要奶瓶要杯子 Bottles vs. Glasses

前陣子媽媽還在慶幸，小胖丫頭會自己奶瓶了。

滿三個月開始，一喂她奶，她就巴巴的把小手湊上來幫忙扶奶瓶，非常堅持，屢試不爽。

快滿四個月，爸爸索性放手讓她扶，她還真的扶的像模像樣的，左躺右躺，單手雙手，一瓶半瓶。。。統統都表演。

爸爸媽媽以爲自己快熬出頭了。

結果我們大人想得太美啦。。。。

小混球自己扶了沒幾天，就發現自己巴巴討來的差事，其實還蠻無聊的。

於是花招就來啦：
1。奶瓶抽出來又塞回去，抽出來又塞回去。。。
2。奶瓶抽出來看看，塞不囘去大叫討救兵。。。
3。奶瓶抽出來往後面一丟
4。把手和奶瓶一起放進去嘴巴吸，吸不到奶再大聲抗議這個奶瓶有夠爛。。。

花招都玩過了，她還會使出殺手鐧 - 用嘴巴緊咬著奶頭左右甩奶瓶，雙手配合在空中亂揮。。。興致高昂，一邊笑一邊表演給爸媽看，好像在說：“我不用手就可以耶!"

我的媽呀，看得爸爸直搖頭：“她這麽小，喝個奶怎麽花樣這麽多？”

看得伯母說小丫頭要管教一下、兇一兇了。

於是，我們都被打敗了。。。自己拿奶瓶？還是以後吧。

Hannah 也不在乎，她現在有興趣的已經不是奶瓶啦。。。人家喜歡上杯子啦。

用杯子喝，喝水也是甜的。

Hannah started holding her own bottle before she turned 4 months old (see video 1). But mommy celebrated a bit too early - the girl got bored of the chore quickly and started to invent various ways to play with her bottle that often end with spilt milk/screams for adult help or both.

When she started the trick of biting down on the bottle and swinging the bottle around hands free by shaking her head ... we decided perhaps it's premature to let her hold her own bottle.

Hannah's fine with her lost privilege though - because she wants glasses/cups now(video 2).

Mommy dreads the tricks she could play with those.